It is about to be Summer Break So, the last Classes are about to Commence, (Be Fucking Prepared or Detention with Me, for 1 Year !!) Except for Those of You, who are Complete Idiots and I now have to Deal with You in Summer School That is Automatic Detention, until Graduation (If that is Possible for You to Accomplish, Graduating), !! "Jesus save Me" "And or Allah, Benjamin, God, Buddha and Kokopelli, et al" I need a Fucking Drink !! And or a Lobotomy !! Ms. Moreau… Read more

Instead of My usual writings Today on this Longest Day, occurring 79 Years ago, on 6.6.1944, The Invasion of Normandy began I think is appropriate on this date, to remember those Who sacrificed Their lives to give Us the Freedoms that We enjoy Today It's tough today to understand the scope and risk that was involved in the invasion, and to appreciate the sacrifices of 4,414 Allied soldiers killed and more than 9,000 wounded or missing on that Day Fewer than 4 percent of World War II veterans are still alive So, organizers of the big commemorations assume that this might well be the last… Read more

“Good Afternoon, Class” “Good Afternoon, Ms. Moreau” “Let’s get right to it, shall We ?” “Yes Rod” “Miss Moreau, what is the Subject ?” “This Class is about a Topic that not one of You Practice ever” “Critical Thinking” The entire Class groans “And Most of the Y*ung Men in this Class, I know for a Fact are the Missing Link before Cro-Magnon Man” “So, this is way beyond Your Pay Grade” All of the Y*ung Women Laugh and Applaud Yes Dick” In My Head, “Here We go again”… Read more

“Good afternoon, Class” “Good afternoon, Ms. Moreau” “I am Hoping today to dive right into Our lesson” “Ms. Moreau” “Yes Rod, as Usual” “Ms. Moreau, where have You Been lately ?” “I have been Playing with Videomaking” “Is that all You played with ?” Class starts Snickering “Okay that is enough I hope” “Our class today will be Sex Education” The entire Class applauds “And it will be about Men’s obsession with Women’s Breasts” “Ms. Moreau” “Yes Mr. Johnson” “A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead are sittin… Read more

“Good Afternoon, Class” “Good Afternoon, Ms. Moreau” “Well, I hope that all of You had a wonderful Easter, Passover and Ramadan” “Ms. Moreau” “Yes Dick” “What did You do during the Holidays ?” “Well, I just concentrated on One Holiday and Volunteered for a Local Church and had an Easter Egg Hunt” “Ms. Moreau” “Yes Peter, as if I would not have guessed it would be You with another stupid question” “Why are We still talking about Paleontology ?” “Peter, You are the biggest !@#$%^&* idiot on this Planet !!” “We a… Read more

“Good Afternoon, Class” “Good Afternoon, Ms. Moreau” “Class, I am sure that everything I have taught You Yesterday, All of You have entirely Forgotten by Today” “Yes Peter” “Ms. Moreau, I totally remember that it was a lesson on Paleontology” “What are You talking about Peter?” “You know, Ms. Moreau, it was about Ramadon, the most Sexually Aggressive Dinosaur” “My God Peter, You are a !@#$%^& Idiot” “Yes Rod” “Ms. Moreau, What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur?” In My head “Jesus Christ, here We go again, do I ever… Read more

“Good Afternoon Class” “Good Afternoon, Ms. Moreau” “So, have all of You gotten Your nonsense from Yesterday, out of Your system ?” “Yes Rod” “Well, speaking for the Class, No” “Rod, do You know why People like You and the Planet associated with that reason?” “No” “Uranus” Class erupts in laughter” In My head “Shit, I already have a Headache and Class has just Started” “Ok Class, let’s get it all out, before We start Our lesson for today” “Yes Peter” “Why do I have a tremendous Sex drive?” “Why do You?” “Because… Read more

“Good Afternoon, Class” “Good Afternoon, Ms. Moreau” “Well, Spring has Sprung, The Grass has Riz, I Wonder Where the Flowers Iz ?” “Ms. Moreau” “Yes Rod” “Don’t You know where They went?” “Huh ?” “Well, You are Deflowered, Right” “Yes Rod, A long, long, time ago, In a Cuntry, far, far, away” “And Ever Since Then I Smoke a Cigarette afterwards” “Yes Daisy” “Have You lost weight ?" “Yes Daisy, I Have Decreased in Mass” “Finally, My Winter fat is gone And now I have Spring rolls”… Read more

“Good Morning and Happy Valentine’s Day, Class” “Good Morning and Happy Valentine’s Day, Ms. Moreau” “Ms. Moreau” “Yes Rod” “Does Cupid Shoot You with an arrow, Today ?” “No Rod, He just inserts it instead !” Class erupts in laughter In My Head “Damn, why did I get up this Morning ?” “I should have called in sick !” “Ms. Moreau” “Yes Dick” “Is your name Chapstick ?” “Why would You ask That ?” “Because I think You're Da Balm! “ “Ha Ha, That joke is pretty bad, even for You” “Ms. Moreau” “Yes Mr. Johnson” “A P… Read more

Something different this time around, Class tomorrow. What a Week in Amélie’s life is like. I have Lived in Upstate NY on My Farm, near Cape Vincent, for about 10 Years. I know that some of You are aware of the fact that, I have a roommate. He has lived with Me the whole time. We are not Lovers in any sense or stretch of the imagination, whatsoever. I love Him to pieces, however. So much so that after 2 Years living together, I got down on one Knee. Put a Man’s engagement ring on Him and asked Him to marry M… Read more

"Good afternoon, Class” “Good afternoon, Ms. Moreau” In My mind “This should be a barrel full of Monkeys today” “Since all of You, yesterday, were such a bunch of wise asses” “I am going to teach something today, that I am sure you will find completely boring” “So, too !@#$%^&, bad !!” “And I certainly can’t wait to hear all of your smart ass remarks, as we go along” “Yes Mr. Johnson” “Daisy and I did extracurricular work after detention, to see if we could find her clit” “And did you ?” “No, I did not,… Read more

“Good Afternoon, Class” “Good Afternoon, Ms. Moreau” “So, I hope all of You had a Reflective, Martin Luther King Day” “Yes Peter” “Who the !@#$ is Martin Luther King” “Christ” In My Head, “There are not enough Holidays in a School year, for Me to enjoy, so I do not have to deal with these little !@#$%*&^%$’s” “Does anyone want to inject something meaningful ?” “Yes Rod" “What did You Do on MLK Day ?” “For You, it will remain a mystery forever” “So, let’s start” “Today’s Class is going to be about the… Read more

“Good afternoon, Class” “Good afternoon, Ms. Moreau” “So, we now start a New Year afresh” In My head, “God save Me from what all of You little !@#$%^&*!@#$’s!@#$%^&*, are going to subject Me to” “Class, how were all of Your Holidays ?” “Yes, Rod as usual” “I miss detention” “I guarantee by the end of this class, you will be in detention till the end of the school Year !!, and maybe beyond” “Ms. Moreau, what did You do for the Holiday break ?” “I did what I always do, Work” “Ms. Moreau, so, You were the Extra… Read more

“Good afternoon, Class” “Good afternoon, Ms. Moreau” “So, we now start a New Year afresh” In My head, “God save Me from what all of the !@#$%^&*!@#$’s!@#$%^&*, are going to subject Me to” “So how were all of Your Holidays ?” “Yes, Rod as usual” “I miss detention” “I guarantee by the end of this class, you will be in detention till the end of the school Year !!, and maybe beyond” “So, Ms. Moreau, what did You do for the Holiday break ?” “I did what I always do, Work” “So, Ms. Moreau, You were the Extra Special Hooker” “You could say that” Giggles “ I worked in Wyoming and… Read more

I am Writing this in advance of New Year’s Eve, since I am Leaving Friday, for Washington, D.C. Taking My plane, with My Girlfriend, (as SIC), She is also the other Hostess And My escort from the UAE (My way of saying a Security Person) It is because Who My adopted Father is (I can be a Target) So, Her and I are going to do what We do best Be the Hostesses with the Mostest, for the Investment Firm’s, New Year’s Party It is in a beautiful old Hotel (Booked a lot of Suites, in advance) We picked D.C., because… Read more

Hanukkah 2022 began in the evening of Sunday, December 18th, 2022 And ends in the evening of Monday, December 26th, 2022 Kwanzaa 2022, began on, Monday, December 26th, 2022 and ends on Sunday, January 1st, 2023 “Kwanzaa is an annual week-long celebration honoring Black History and Culture”. "It is based on the African Harvest Festival Traditions". "Originating from various parts of West and Southeast Africa". "Kwanzaa was first celebrated in 1966". “The Holiday celebrates Seven values in African culture”. “Unity, Self-Determination, Collective Responsibility, Cooperative Economics, Pu… Read more

"More Rapid than Eagles, His Coursers they came". "And He Whistled, and Shouted, and Called them by Name". "Now! Dasher, Now! Dancer, Now! Prancer, and Vixen". "On! Comet, On! Cupid, On! Dunder and Blixem". "To the Top of the Porch! To the top of the Wall!". "Now Dash away!, Dash away!, Dash away All!". "A Visit from St. Nicholas" Poem by Clement C. Moore, (1823) Published in 1837, New York Book of Poetry Or, more popularly known as, "Twas the Night Before Christmas" While on the Same Subject, All of Santa’s Reindeer are Female, for the reason that, Most Male reindeer (Bulls)… Read more

“Good morning, Class” “Good morning, Ms. Moreau” “Since All of You Fell Asleep during the other day’s Lesson” "And that We had two Snow Days off of School" “I have decided that Today’s Lesson will be mostly Sex Ed and then a Quick Seasonal topic” "To somewhat catch up" “To help keep all of You Awake for the First half, is why I chose Sex Ed to begin” “But, After the Holiday Break, the First Class will be back to Religious Studies” ** Groans heard from All ** In My Head I am Thinking ** HaHAHa…… and, ** ** Thanks to all of the God’s for My brief respite from these Little !@#$%^… Read more

"Good Afternoon Class". "Good afternoon, Ms. Moreau !!". "Ok Class, Settle Down !!" "I have decided to have a Class on Religious Studies, Today, for a change". "Instead of Sex Ed". *** Groans Heard *** *** Well another Day for Me to earn My Meager Paycheck *** *** And of course to get less respect, as usual *** "Ms. Moreau". "Yes Rod". "Why ?". "Shut the !@#$%^&* up, Rod !!". "I am not in the Mood to have any nonsense from You Today, at all !!". "Why ?". *** God I need a drink already *** "And that applies to the rest of You Nincompoops also" "Got it, Peter and Mr. Johns… Read more

Live from Wyoming, (Still Cold, as Shit!!). Wrote this on Friday after Amalia, (I said Her name was a few letters different from Mine, previously) and Myself, being the Mistresses of the Household all Day long, had a minute to Ourselves. Incidentally, She calls Me “Pookie”, not Amélie, just like My Sister does. I just call Her “Cunt” !! HaHaHa……. Not a terrifically long Post, Sorry. And no photos either, (Hope xHam fixes it soon) It was a Celebration Low on Introspection, but Thick with Pageantry, (And Sex). LOL First off, I should explain What it is like on this Ranch. The Fucki… Read more